An 8-year-old knocks on the door of a brothel… The Madam opens it up, looks down and sees the kid. “What do you want?” The kid says, “I wanna get laid!”
The Madam says, “Yeah, come back in ten years.” “But I wanna get laid.” The Madam bends down and says, “Kid, get out of here, come back in ten years. Tell you what, go find a tree with a hole in it and practice.” Ten years later, the kid knocks again on the door. The Madam recognizes him instantly, “Kid! You’re back!”
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