2) At a small parish in rural England

The drunk replied, “Half a block up the street.” “Then why are we looking here?” The drunk shrugged, “The light’s better here.”

A tourist in Arkansas saw a man playing the fiddle on a porch in the rain. “Why not go inside?” he asked. “Roof leaks,” said the man. “Then fix it!” “Can’t—it’s raining.” “Why not on a sunny day?” “Roof don’t leak when it’s sunny!”

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