2) At a small parish in rural England
The drunk replied, “Half a block up the street.” “Then why are we looking here?” The drunk shrugged, “The light’s better here.” A tourist in Arkansas saw a man playing the fiddle on a porch in the rain. “Why not go inside?” he asked. “Roof leaks,” said the man. “Then fix it!” “Can’t—it’s raining.” “Why … Read more